Clamydia.
as of three to four days of fasting on juice and water, i can now eat solid foods.
thank you kfc bowl.
thank you crumpled up pepperidge cracker.
thank you mr. soft salmon fish fillet.
thank you mr. quaker oatmeal.
thank you bendy straws for making drinking possible. including my creamy tomato soup from panera… considering that’s the only soup i can actually drink through a straw… that is, untill all that clumpy shit comes through. oh well…
last but not least…
thank you hard dick for making this all possible.
i really couldn’t have done it without you.
go blow yourself.
